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Hylian Vacation Diary – Zelda Breath of the Wild : Day 2

Day two has kind of a central theme, dying at the hands of things way bigger then me. It started out however a little more simple.  I needed to get my Sheikah Slate bombs updated.

 Visiting the research lab was pretty much the only quick and painless thing today.
Visiting the research lab was pretty much the only quick and painless thing today.
 So floated over to Hateno Beach, to kick some ass and save some sheep.
So floated over to Hateno Beach, to kick some ass and save some sheep.
 after many bombs and lots of flghting the sheep are safe at home with their shepard.
after many bombs and lots of flghting the sheep are safe at home with their shepard.
 Took in a show with the local Kokiri performer, gained a weapon slot!
Took in a show with the local Kokiri performer, gained a weapon slot!
 Well this is some calamity bullshit that will kill you, this is a omen of things to come.
Well this is some calamity bullshit that will kill you, this is a omen of things to come.
 See. death death death
See. death death death
 Atempting to make friends with a fellow traveler. who promptly tried to kill me.
Atempting to make friends with a fellow traveler. who promptly tried to kill me.
 So I found a shrine on a sandbar. that was in habited by a crazy flower loving lady who tried to kill me for stepping on her flowers.
So I found a shrine on a sandbar. that was in habited by a crazy flower loving lady who tried to kill me for stepping on her flowers.
 so I escape with my life to find this jerk, who promptly electrocutes me. EXCUSE YOU SIR.
so I escape with my life to find this jerk, who promptly electrocutes me. EXCUSE YOU SIR.
 Stumbled upon a lovely Zora.
Stumbled upon a lovely Zora.
 And a handsome Zora Prince
And a handsome Zora Prince
 He’s leading me up to Zora’s Domain, where on the way I Promptly die.
He’s leading me up to Zora’s Domain, where on the way I Promptly die.
 GIVE ME A BREAK THE BLOOD MOON AGAIN.
GIVE ME A BREAK THE BLOOD MOON AGAIN.
 Blood moon, coming for you.
Blood moon, coming for you.
 Found a new stable, and inspiration to go to the castle.
Found a new stable, and inspiration to go to the castle.
 better cook some food and elixirs.
better cook some food and elixirs.
 So close.
So close.
 Oh hello mr Guardian, are you gonna kill me with a blue lazer?
Oh hello mr Guardian, are you gonna kill me with a blue lazer?
 SHIT!
SHIT!
 how do I keep getting myself in this situation, that calamity goo crap & Guardian!!!
how do I keep getting myself in this situation, that calamity goo crap & Guardian!!!
 The goods, got here, we need to leave before we get lit up!
The goods, got here, we need to leave before we get lit up!
 Feeling Boss.
Feeling Boss.
 OK maybe not THAT BOSS!
OK maybe not THAT BOSS!
 Fiery guardian death
Fiery guardian death
 SO let’s leave that crazy evil castle check out Death mountain, Wait WHAT!
SO let’s leave that crazy evil castle check out Death mountain, Wait WHAT!
 That looks like fiery death, Can’t wait to explore it!
That looks like fiery death, Can’t wait to explore it!
 The Goddess Hylia 
The Goddess Hylia 
 Made the trek back to Kakariko Village to Pray at the statue of Hylia and get a heart container.
Made the trek back to Kakariko Village to Pray at the statue of Hylia and get a heart container.

That’s it. I’m checking into the nearest inn, and I may even spring for the soft bed, 

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