Hylian Vacation Diary – Zelda Breath of the Wild : Day 2
March 7, 2017
Day two has kind of a central theme, dying at the hands of things way bigger then me. It started out however a little more simple. I needed to get my Sheikah Slate bombs updated.
Visiting the research lab was pretty much the only quick and painless thing today.So floated over to Hateno Beach, to kick some ass and save some sheep.after many bombs and lots of flghting the sheep are safe at home with their shepard.Took in a show with the local Kokiri performer, gained a weapon slot!Well this is some calamity bullshit that will kill you, this is a omen of things to come.See. death death deathAtempting to make friends with a fellow traveler. who promptly tried to kill me.So I found a shrine on a sandbar. that was in habited by a crazy flower loving lady who tried to kill me for stepping on her flowers.so I escape with my life to find this jerk, who promptly electrocutes me. EXCUSE YOU SIR.Stumbled upon a lovely Zora.And a handsome Zora PrinceHe’s leading me up to Zora’s Domain, where on the way I Promptly die.GIVE ME A BREAK THE BLOOD MOON AGAIN.Blood moon, coming for you.Found a new stable, and inspiration to go to the castle.better cook some food and elixirs.So close.Oh hello mr Guardian, are you gonna kill me with a blue lazer?SHIT!how do I keep getting myself in this situation, that calamity goo crap & Guardian!!!The goods, got here, we need to leave before we get lit up!Feeling Boss.OK maybe not THAT BOSS!Fiery guardian deathSO let’s leave that crazy evil castle check out Death mountain, Wait WHAT!That looks like fiery death, Can’t wait to explore it!The Goddess Hylia Made the trek back to Kakariko Village to Pray at the statue of Hylia and get a heart container.
That’s it. I’m checking into the nearest inn, and I may even spring for the soft bed,
1 thought on “Hylian Vacation Diary – Zelda Breath of the Wild : Day 2”
I am living the playing zelda dream vicariously through you! Seriously, these posts are making me so happy! \o/
I am living the playing zelda dream vicariously through you! Seriously, these posts are making me so happy! \o/